Enterprising Edgar was his name.
He stole all the eggs without any shame.
Then he boiled, colored and hid them away
And sold them at the Black Market Café.
But Edgar’s caper came undone
When a bunch of children in search of fun
Found his eggs in bushes and under beams,
Each one so beautiful it made them all scream:
“This egg hunt is great! We must make this a habit!”
And that is when Edgar became Peter, the Easter Rabbit.
Now all the hens are paid and let out when it’s sunny.
As for Peter, well, he is loved but still has no money.