Read Poem: Doctor Big Dong, by Daniil Safonov

I’M NOT HIDING MY FAT SHLONG
THERE’S NOT MODESTY IN MY ERECT DONG
THEY TELL TALL TALES, ANCIENT LEGENDS EVEN
STEPHEN HAWKING HAS DESCRIBED THIS PHENOMENON
GOING ON AND ON AND ON:
DANIIL SAFONOV’S
HUMONGOUS DONG
HIT THE BONG
MY DICKHOLE’S THE POINT OF ORIGIN OF THE RIVER MEKONG
A RIVER, YES, THAT’S HOW NATIVE TRIBES
DESCRIBE MY SEMEN
EVEN LINES OF METH, BUT THAT’S NOT RIGHT FOR ME
I DOSE IT LIKE A SCIENTIST, NOBEL PRIZE WINNER
DOCTOR BIG DONG
GO AHEAD SNORT THE LINES, LAB ASSISTANT,
I’LL STILL BE DRILLING
YOUR UNDERGRAD ASS
ALL EVENING

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