Read Poem/Song: Miniature Schnauzer, by Paul John Fletcher

VERSE 1

An all rounder ultimate dog
Excitable wacky play hog
Me growl will leave you agog
With my funny Chewbacca monologue
Bark many a lot of dialogue
Hear me howl vast soprano catalogue

Velcro to debris
Lick Cups O tea’s
Cock many wees
Eat flys chase bees
Long grass gives I fleas
Love chew chewing trees

If calm l dunk in the seas
Wolfing food at regularities
Often sit watching all I sees
You see it’s all about me’s
So full of many idiosyncrasies
Miniature Schnauzers clever be we’s

Every morsel of Grub
Me hoover n sup
Down the rubba dub
Hub pub club
Gis a back rub

Bound to disrupt
Boredom erupts
Digging heaps up
Since I was a pup

Ball crazy so whoa crazy
Running through grass daisies
Bombing fast blur hazy
Dog tired relax love lazy

CHORUS

Schnauzer Beard rustle
When you see me bustle
My bristley brush tousle
Keenly shuffle hustles
Snuffling snuffly snuffles

VERSE 2

Not a fan of hot weather
Lover of snowy wind pleasure
Snuggled up all together
Hugs with I at your leisure

Special best friend sidekick
Partial to salt tasty skin lick
Me clocks ticking quick
Throw me a bone or a stick

Love you no question
You are my obsession
Forgive I transgression
I always sooth and freshen

Unquestionably by your side
Shadow I you forever occupied
A cute little very hairy hide
My love is exquisite certified

Tenacious and kind
You’d be very hard to find
Such character like mine
Free spirited unconfined

Be me happy present
Live now in this effervescent
Past gone spent pleasant
Dance and lounge in our iridescent

Energy only transform
Fear not the Storm
I memory will warm
Always is I in Angel form

CHORUS

Schnauzer Beard rustle
When you see me bustle
My bristley brush tousle
Keenly shuffle hustles
Snuffling snuffly snuffles