Read Poem/Song: SexyWrongSong, by Paul John Fletcher

A Porn Parody
POEM/SONG
☆WARNING EXPLICIT☆
🤬18+TRIPLE XXX RATING🤬

In appreciation of Electric Six – DANGER! HIGH VOLTAGE!
& GAY BAR
Comes A Vision Of Banging Tunes To Top Their Bizarre Edged Humour…..

☆Old Skool 1970’s Samples☆
☆Funky Porn WahWah Music☆
A hybrid sound coupled with modern Techno Dance track Ibiza style to an amusing spoof video with obvious 70’s mimicking with deliberately censored pixels
☆Fade In Intro☆

Mmmm Bah Bah-Bah Bah Homina
Mmmm Bah Bah-Bah Bah Homina
Homina Homina Homina Homina…

Bomb Ba Wacka Wow Wah Wow!

☆Verse 1☆

Walking Fit Lines Asthetic
Long Hair Pleasing Poetic
Stirring all energetic
Moist Loin Hyperkinetic

Drover sex rover
I’ll be your sex chauffeur
Cups running over
Undressing exposer
Lust lost composure
Diggetty dig dozer

Shoulders stark free
Stirs my tree sea
Bare backed glimpse
Hi jinks me thinks
Flesh of the breast
A quest to the crest

Get a Grip & Sip
From a Venus Good Ship Clip
Rip Zip Strip n Slip to the Nip
On a Skinny Dip Trip

Sexy secret solicit
Explicit complicit illicit
Squeezing the exquisite
Salacious butt divets

Such succulent beauty
Turning my droopy
Booby woo boogee
Thrashing sex nookie
Aerial view cutie
Kayak muffin gooie

Frantic Fluffer Frotteurism
Closer acts of barbarism
Fuck the euphemism
Celebrate the hedonism

Business end descend
Up over bend
Friendly friend blend
Euphoric ascend

Question the kosher
Special sex grocer
Growl chow the bowser
Bulging Boat Booby Motor
Champagne Joker Boner
Big Blower Sower Loader

Oiled pip n chip
Hot Biting lip
Hip hitting hip
Wet whipping whip
Skip yippity yip

All in stupors
Pursing lips super dupers
Rolling around loopers
Tongue riding shooters
Eye capture hooters
Toy Sex luger bazookas

************************************
☆CHORUS☆

Hey Ho Beautiful Bee
Pluck this Forbidden Tree
Bite the Apple
Get Naked
Get Naked with me

24hour
Bang BaBa Banging
Ba-Ba-Ba
Ba-Ba
Ba BaBa Banging

Wonky Bonky
Bang Bang Banging
Night & Day BaBa Ba
Bonky Bonk Banging
************************************

☆Verse 2☆

Hot and drunk in the tub
Lust in the rub
Flood of blood
Kissing swollen bud

Far from ineffectual
Sexy naked sexual
Eating each other
Adventurous love discover

Dizzying highs
Hunger starved eyes
Quivering silk thighs
Squeals and cries

Dreamy lush raw
Juicy sauce more
Pour pour pour
On the intercourse dance floor

Endurance a cinch
On longing a pinch
Making you squinch
Pushing last inch

All aflutter
Hummingbird hover
Caressing buzz buzzer
Under the cover
Push and shover
Upon her lover
Smother musher blusher
Sticky hot buffer stuffer

Speedy sex banging tempo
Pink bruised flamenco
Every innuendo
Crescendo sex endo

Fish hook sexy sort
Olympic Tantric FOTC Sport
Sexy money shot cavort
O Face Yeah La Petit Mort

Galileo Gazing sex show
Erupting Volcano
Climatic tornado
Omanko mayo halo

Heaven to Earth
Bodies of Surf
Glistening Turf
Finish with mirth
Smurf’in yr Girth
☆Finale Fade Out☆

Mmmm Bah Bah-Bah Bah Homina
Mmmm Bah Bah-Bah Bah Homina
Homina Homina Homina Homina

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