Two cows in a field
One ruminates on mad cow
Friend thinks she’s a duck
Checking messages:
Pug snuffles at his front gate
Eleven missed calls
Please go away moths
Find other stars to orbit
I just want to pee!
One dives, then it’s mate
Magpies dive bomb hapless hawk
To drive it away
Fish and chips for lunch
By the beach – kiwi classic
Ambushed: Damned seagulls!
Scarecrow had one job
Shoo the birds, not be a perch
Now home to three nests
Blown lightbulb goes dim
Winds up in the sea, broken
Now houses hermit crab