body am an academic. You can tell from my good grammar and proper punctuation. body am an academic who values his name on awards more than who he is deep down. body am an academic that only writes in complete sentences . Because in the 6th grade body was told by my my writing teacher to never start a sentence with the word “because”, because it is BAD and body do not want to be bad, because body am an academic who values material things like metals and certificates that just become bent and crumpled in the corners of my closet that body am really still hiding inside of with all of my stuffed animals having a tiny little tea party just for as, because that is all (was all) that mattered then, but now is now and there is no changing the now, because body am academic and body value success in the normal way that everyone before me did and everyone after me will.
At dinner body asked somebody to pass the salt and pepper because this meal is bland that body have consumed since childbirth. body am academic and body demand interesting flavors of life, in which body will live to the fullest, learning all. But body guess nobody heard me, or they do not want to share their flavor, so body am still eating, or not eating because it is all the same eventually. Yet, body am an academic and body demand for things to be different for me, because body am special, because body do not fit in those boxes and it probably is not worth even applying in the first place, since we know nothing about you, and your GPA is just slightly lower than what is truly remarkable. And still body am here writing this essay that could never possibly represent me, but body try anyway because body am academic and body value success.
Maybe it would be better if body started with a quote, because academics always start with quotes to make them sound smarter and like they know something beyond themselves, but really it just feels like body know more about other “academics” than body do myself, so body don’t really know. Maybe body should tell a personal anecdote of pain and sorrow because body have plenty of those, but no, because body am an academic and body must highlight what body am worth, not what body have overcome, because there is a difference and body would be pretending if body knew what they wanted to say or even if it mattered what they wanted me to say. “BE STRATEGIC” and never misspel for even a second and then your life as an academic is pardon me but body have grown like a weed, down the disposal with the
eggshells and childhood lies.
body am not just an academic, body am an individual first, and body want to help the world. How can I, as an academic, challenge the system from within its gears [rotating endlessly]. To dislodge frameworks of thought but only partially because we still rely on this system to hold us up. body am an academic not a revolutionist! Thus, body must use big boy words and complex sentence structures such as; follow your heart, and there will be no more debacle.
Yes, um body will have the salad please, but only the lettuce. “Only the lettu”. Yes only the lettuce, please let us feel the icebergs shift in changing temperance and the humble crunch of soulless bodies under my yellow teeth. body am an academic, body demand excellence and body do not mean to be harsh. You are not what body am looking for. We regret to inform you that this is not the proper way to write an essay and it doesn’t make any logical sense even for a creator like yourself.