PARODY Poem: This is just to say, by Holly Woodward

This is just to say
I did not eat
all the Hamberders
with my slender, manly hands.
They were not my type.
I don’t know what hamberders are.
I did not pay $130,000 for them.
I only saw them once.
It took three minutes MAX.
They were so fat, their Buns.
People are saying,
“Sir, you are the best Eater.
Nobody has seen anything like it.

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