We the People
of misogyny and prejudice,
racism and hate,
in order to form a divisive union,
establish injustice, ensure longevity
of tyrants, provide constant upheaval
of common norms, promote general
distaste among members of international
communities, foster the darkness of retribution,
instill lies as a foundation for policy,
and secure infamy for ourselves and our progeny,
do abstain from and disdain this fractured
Constitution of the United States of Disaster.