Nothing rhymes with orange.
But plenty of words work with dumpster fire.
Why write an ode
to such a chode,
when there are better things to do
with our lives?
He wont be here long,
just hang in there strong,
and he’ll fade away like a lingering stench
or an echoing fart.
How much can one man ruin!?
what is he even doing?!
Handing out favors to our enemies,
and wrecking the American empire!
Hire a felon,
have some Elon.
Elect a clown,
expect a circus.
We are watching the end of a political era,
Is it the end of the Whigs or the Social Democrats?