Never meant for an interrogation
but you cause constant irritation
When did our relationship get so defective?
Wearing the hat of a detective
Feels like solving a crime,
trying to get you to talk
playing sleuth,
looking for the truth
Can’t believe I that mistook,
all the times you played defense
you were weaving a narrative for me
Putting down the book,
forgetting the initial hook
not all mysteries end seamlessly
All because of you,
I became Nancy Drew