Donald Trump doesn’t want me to have children
And it’s personal,
Though I’m sure he’d argue otherwise.
But you can’t ignore the plethora of emails
stating that I don’t deserve my IVF coverage and health insurance
because I work for the federal government
and, therefore, am of course,
lazy
and therefore, of course, should not be
contributing my blue eyes to the gene pool,
and therefore,
really,
am I even an American?
I pay all my taxes.
My productivity was 136% for the fourth quarter.
and maybe most importantly,
I’m still in my pop punk era.
So I do what I fucking want,
even without Uncle Sam, I mean Uncle Trump’s, permission.