COMEDY Poem: Jersy Girl Beat, by Gregory Hollman

I felt my heart skip
It went pitter patter
I went to the doc
To sort through the matter

In the history they asked
Any new things to figure
Things you might feel
That could be the trigger

I thought very hard
Was there anything new
Yes… this Jersey girl
On Toepfer Avenue

They ran all the tests
And pulled all the stops
To know why my heart
Did gymnastical flops

The results all came in
Jersey girl, she’s the trouble
We know she’s the reason
Your heartbeat goes double

Well now that I know
It is sort of sweet
To live with a heart
With a Jersey girl beat