RELATIONSHIP Poem: Hot Girl’s Workout Routine for Hourglass Body, by Julia Germer

I do Pilates every day
20 minutes
40 minutes
Go for a run
And take a rest.
Stretching out, waking up
Aphrodite’s smiling from above.

She also wants me to calm down.

But it doesn’t matter what I do
Will never be skinny
Enough for you.

The sharp glares and cutting frowns
Size large, better watch out,
She’s coming around,
to grab you tight until you drown.

It could make a girl not want to eat
but that’s not my reality,
coin’d me
The “Kung Fu Panda” of the family.

I do Pilates every day
20 minutes
40 minutes
Go for a run
And take a rest.

All while wanting to rip my stomach out.
Hip dips and the creeping love handles on my back.

Swap them out like in a store
But it doesn’t work like that.
And u didn’t build me like you’d hope for.