The second hand on my watch goes tick tick tick,
I don’t know how it works; it’s a funny trick.
The bubbles in the fish tank go glub glub glub,
I imagine that I’m in there, riding a tiny sub.
Our doggie makes a ruckus, going bark bark bark,
There may be someone out there, lurking in the dark.
Unzipping my pants makes a funny sound,
Zzzzip when it goes up and zzzzip when it goes down.
Creeeeak goes the door when I walk into the room,
Sshhh… just be quiet; it will all be over soon.
My knife through her body goes slash slash slash,
When I chop her up in pieces and put her in the trash.
So many sounds around me, and even in my head,
They’ll never never stop until I’m good and dead.